attractiveblogger:

whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem too sure

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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i actually love that cause that means if the teacher put that answer as one of the fake, common wrong answers you wouldve got it wrong. 

self esteem penguin too stronk

(Source: peppermixed)

iwillmindfuckyou:

when it was my year 12 graduation ceremony each girl has to stand up next to the principal and she chats about us and we all need to tell her our ‘motto for life’ and I remember this one girls quote was ‘science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings’ and there was just a massive gasp while she was just cackling on stage and tbh i think that was the most intense moment of my entire school life

djavjr: gilbertsenpai: failureismydestiny: so my sister was supposed to cook a hot pocket for 1 minute 45 seconds and she accidenty cooked it for 45 minutes NO how do you accidentally just leave a hot pocket alone for 45 minutes nigga wasnt u hungry is your sister dyrus

djavjr:

gilbertsenpai:

failureismydestiny:

so my sister was supposed to cook a hot pocket for 1 minute 45 seconds and she accidenty cooked it for 45 minutes

NO

how do you accidentally just leave a hot pocket alone for 45 minutes nigga wasnt u hungry

is your sister dyrus

theriotleague: EZ: WTF! | Sueyen [pixiv]

theriotleague:

EZ: WTF! | Sueyen [pixiv]

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

excalilbur:

things i can’t imagine:

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone thinking about me during random times of the day
  • someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
  • someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
  • someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
  • someone wanting to date me
  • someone falling in love with me
  • someone
  • having
  • a
  • crush
  • on
  • me

yeah its so mind blowing

heather-and-her-harem: ^^^^^^^THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

heather-and-her-harem:

^^^^^^^THIS NEEDS TO HAVE IT’S OWN BILLBOARD

(Source: americanfeminist)

jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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(Source: shollkee)